you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
Anatomy of Cartoon Characters - by Michael Paulus
That is awesome, disturbing, and awesome again.
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.